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Category Archives: Film and TV
Sex in the City 2
10-Jun-10Sex in the City 2: The whole film is a fucking product placement tacked over a shitty 25-55 Fear/Self Hate Spectacle. So much so that the film is nothing less than a sugar rush, and a shitty justification for vacuous whores, made to seem like a life “gateway” for a “child of sugar nothings” into [...]
Mu-(You?)-SiCK
03-Jun-10Now bands!… A LOT of the best stuff has been done, or if its being done now it is certainly not on Pitchfork, iTunes, at SXSW/Bonaroo/??Wankhole, or out in the open…. Remember when the REAL good stuff wasnt sold to you? or on the radio?…Its still the same… Swanky webs or what-fucking-not are basically just [...]
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Through a Blue Lens
16-Mar-10Part 1 of 6 (Theres some hard and also gross stuff in these ones, so be aware) A documentary film, shot in Vancouver, Canadas notorious Downtown Eastside. Through A Blue Lens documents a year of life and death on the street and behind tenement walls. The striking thing about the film is not the horror [...]
Black Tar Heroin
16-Mar-10Part 1 of 4 Black Tar Heroin Part 1/4Uploaded by anonymthinker. – Discover more life & style videos. The documentary chronicles the daily lives of Jake, Jessica, Tracey, Oreo and Alice, three young women and two young men, ages 18 to 25, living in San Fransisco between December 1995 and January 1998, as they face [...]
Endut! Hoch Hech!
14-Dec-09Why Jason melted in Jason in Manhattan
24-Nov-09Jason is a retarded kid’s ghost powered by hate, he’s afraid of water because he died drowning, so water takes his powers away, leaving him a little zombie kid instead of a giant zombie killing machine.
Indiana Jones.
23-Nov-09Indiana Jones. He is pointless in 2 of his movies. Here is what would happen if Indiana Jones stayed home in the first and third movies. Raiders of the Lost Ark: Nazis don’t find the Ark. OR maybe they do eventually. Then they bring it to that island and they all melt. OR they fly [...]
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23-Nov-09In Itchy and Scratchy episode 2F09, Itchy plays Scratchy’s ribcage like a xylophone and strikes the same key twice, producing two CLEARLY different tones. Are we to believe this is some kind of magic xylophone? I really hope someone got fired for that.
