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Category Archives: Film and TV
Endut! Hoch Hech!
14-Dec-09Why Jason melted in Jason in Manhattan
24-Nov-09Jason is a retarded kid’s ghost powered by hate, he’s afraid of water because he died drowning, so water takes his powers away, leaving him a little zombie kid instead of a giant zombie killing machine.
Indiana Jones.
23-Nov-09Indiana Jones.
He is pointless in 2 of his movies.
Here is what would happen if Indiana Jones stayed home in the first and third movies.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Nazis don’t find the Ark. OR maybe they do eventually. Then they bring it to that island and they all melt. OR they fly it into Berlin [...]
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23-Nov-09In Itchy and Scratchy episode 2F09, Itchy plays Scratchy’s ribcage like a xylophone and strikes the same key twice, producing two CLEARLY different tones. Are we to believe this is some kind of magic xylophone? I really hope someone got fired for that.
John Hughes R.I.P.
07-Aug-09He made some pretty cool films , and some not so…I’ll just stick to remembering the ones I liked, thanks.
John Hughes, Jr. (February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009) was an American film director, producer and writer. He made some of the most successful comedy films of the 1980s and 1990s.
He made a bunch of [...]
A Walk Through H (1978)
29-Jul-09We slowly enter a gallery with many drawings displayed, each framed and situated adjacently on the walls. The narrator tells us that Tulse Luper arranged all the drawings for him while he was ill. The narrator tells us about some of the drawings, some given to him, some stolen, one of them stolen by him.
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