Indiana Jones.
He is pointless in 2 of his movies.
Here is what would happen if Indiana Jones stayed home in the first and third movies.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Nazis don’t find the Ark. OR maybe they do eventually. Then they bring it to that island and they all melt. OR they fly it into Berlin on the plane Indy didn’t destroy and they open it in front of Hitler and he dies.
The Last Crusade: Nazis don’t find the Grail. Or maybe they do and can’t get through all those traps. Or maybe they do get through and they drink from the wrong cup. Or maybe they drink from the right cup and still fail because they cannot leave the temple with it.
In both of those movies Indy just dicks around and the Nazis get what they want anyway which doesn’t turn out too well for them.
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