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A Nice Cup of Tea

13-Jun-10

A Nice Cup of Tea

By George Orwell

Evening Standard, 12 January 1946.
If you look up ‘tea’ in the first cookery book that comes to hand you will probably find that it is unmentioned; or at most you will find a few lines of sketchy instructions which give no ruling on several of the most important points.

This is curious, not only because tea is one of the main stays of civilization in this country, as well as in Eire, Australia and New Zealand, but because the best manner of making it is the subject of violent disputes.

When I look through my own recipe for the perfect cup of tea, I find no fewer than eleven outstanding points. On perhaps two of them there would be pretty general agreement, but at least four others are acutely controversial. Here are my own eleven rules, every one of which I regard as golden:

  • First of all, one should use Indian or Ceylonese tea. China tea has virtues which are not to be despised nowadays — it is economical, and one can drink it without milk — but there is not much stimulation in it. One does not feel wiser, braver or more optimistic after drinking it. Anyone who has used that comforting phrase ‘a nice cup of tea’ invariably means Indian tea.
  • Secondly, tea should be made in small quantities — that is, in a teapot. Tea out of an urn is always tasteless, while army tea, made in a cauldron, tastes of grease and whitewash. The teapot should be made of china or earthenware. Silver or Britanniaware teapots produce inferior tea and enamel pots are worse; though curiously enough a pewter teapot (a rarity nowadays) is not so bad.
  • Thirdly, the pot should be warmed beforehand. This is better done by placing it on the hob than by the usual method of swilling it out with hot water.
  • Fourthly, the tea should be strong. For a pot holding a quart, if you are going to fill it nearly to the brim, six heaped teaspoons would be about right. In a time of rationing, this is not an idea that can be realized on every day of the week, but I maintain that one strong cup of tea is better than twenty weak ones. All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes — a fact which is recognized in the extra ration issued to old-age pensioners.
  • Fifthly, the tea should be put straight into the pot. No strainers, muslin bags or other devices to imprison the tea. In some countries teapots are fitted with little dangling baskets under the spout to catch the stray leaves, which are supposed to be harmful. Actually one can swallow tea-leaves in considerable quantities without ill effect, and if the tea is not loose in the pot it never infuses properly.
  • Sixthly, one should take the teapot to the kettle and not the other way about. The water should be actually boiling at the moment of impact, which means that one should keep it on the flame while one pours. Some people add that one should only use water that has been freshly brought to the boil, but I have never noticed that it makes any difference.
  • Seventhly, after making the tea, one should stir it, or better, give the pot a good shake, afterwards allowing the leaves to settle.
  • Eighthly, one should drink out of a good breakfast cup — that is, the cylindrical type of cup, not the flat, shallow type. The breakfast cup holds more, and with the other kind one’s tea is always half cold before one has well started on it.
  • Ninthly, one should pour the cream off the milk before using it for tea. Milk that is too creamy always gives tea a sickly taste.
  • Tenthly, one should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
  • Lastly, tea — unless one is drinking it in the Russian style — should be drunk without sugar. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tealover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water.

    Some people would answer that they don’t like tea in itself, that they only drink it in order to be warmed and stimulated, and they need sugar to take the taste away. To those misguided people I would say: Try drinking tea without sugar for, say, a fortnight and it is very unlikely that you will ever want to ruin your tea by sweetening it again.

These are not the only controversial points to arise in connexion with tea drinking, but they are sufficient to show how subtilized the whole business has become. There is also the mysterious social etiquette surrounding the teapot (why is it considered vulgar to drink out of your saucer, for instance?) and much might be written about the subsidiary uses of tealeaves, such as telling fortunes, predicting the arrival of visitors, feeding rabbits, healing burns and sweeping the carpet. It is worth paying attention to such details as warming the pot and using water that is really boiling, so as to make quite sure of wringing out of one’s ration the twenty good, strong cups of that two ounces, properly handled, ought to represent.

Sex in the City 2

10-Jun-10

Sex in the City 2: The whole film is a fucking product placement tacked over a shitty 25-55 Fear/Self Hate  Spectacle.

So much so that the film is nothing less than a sugar rush, and a shitty justification for vacuous whores, made to seem like a life “gateway” for a “child of sugar nothings” into a “woman” of “buying shit” reality…

Stand up for your own? Anyone?

Mu-(You?)-SiCK

03-Jun-10

Now bands!…

A LOT of the best stuff has been done, or if its being done now it is certainly not on Pitchfork, iTunes, at SXSW/Bonaroo/??Wankhole, or out in the open….

Remember when the REAL good stuff wasnt sold to you? or on the radio?…Its still the same…

Swanky webs or what-fucking-not are basically just the gay ARIAS or Commercial radio from the past….

NOTHING changes…

Seek and Destroy. Fuck Rollins and his eat a cow but dont drink a beer shit. His tattoo is awesome and the words are right, but fuck, Search Destroy? Thats the front line of Find and fucking Enjoy music reality.

How it SHOULD be done…What is the Norm(DeForm!) Its fucking Show-And-Tell duplo crap, Its the common route, WTF? Play School muther fucking media concepts? die in a fire….

OK…

26-May-10

They want to sell ciggs in blank cartons, with just the name in small font, black on white… i can see how this sounds funny, but apart for the taxing us part none of the rest would happen….of course.

Always remember: No matter how much humans are taxted for alcohol and smokes They Are ALWAYS Legal.

HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT. For US!!!

You think the POLITICIAN is a dick for TRYING to stop this stuff??!!….???WTF!!!!!

Bawww illegal drugs!

Baww taxes on legal drugs!

One should be legal and taxed…But the other one should be legal and not taxed….but…Bawww….

One is going to be taxed because of the pressure it will cause on Govt services…

Oh, but the other is already being taxed because of the strain on Govt services…

Oh…and the sucking of their dick lets illegal products be sold while we the users and tax payers are taxed to be sold a…

LEGAL FUCKING PRODUCT.

I dont even smoke, and nicotine can be sourced anywhere. But seriously people…smoker…non smoker…Your being fucked in the ass over something the Govt isnt NOT allowed to sell.

Vernon Wells

26-May-10

1) Vernon Wells = Bennett

Commando

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0027132/

Pic: http://bit.ly/9QlJuJ

2) Vernon = Lord General

Weird Science

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090305/

Pic: http://bit.ly/dvofhW

AND

3) Vernon Wells = Wez

Mad Max2

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082694/

Pic: http://tiny.cc/jcosf

Just found that pretty cool.

Dungeon Crawl…again

13-May-10

Dungeon Crawl – Stone Soup

For Linux users; If you want you can just download the Win version and run it no worries in Wine.

its a time burgular!.

i usually just have it running in the background and switch to it while waiting for things, thinking…every so often i go hard at it, its addictive once you get the hang of it.

Remember!

* You will die often,
* Clear every level for items and XP/Skills, especially items.
* Anything Orcish is probably cursed, but so are lots of other things.
* Try all unknown scrolls and potions when you have FULL HP and are near a weak monster, (it also helps if you have unidentified items on you, as you get Indentify/Detect curse/etc scrolls a fair bit) as some will only have a noticable effect in combat or on creatures.

Download:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/crawl-ref/files/Stone%20Soup/0.6.0/stone_soup-0.6.0-tiles-win32.zip/download

Crawl Wiki - for help on the game/race/class/monster/items info
http://crawl.chaosforge.org/index.php?title=CrawlWiki


With the tiles version (the one I linked to) you can use the mouse and just click for most things, you’ll see when you play it. Also mouse over things will show you the keys to use it if needed.


But here are some basic commands anyway:
(hold down shift for caps and some other commands (like < and >))

Number pad/Arrow keys – movement
? – view a complete list of game commands
< – ascend a stairway
> – descend a stairway
s – search for a secret door or trap
i – view inventory
v – view item details in inventory
g – get an object
d – drop an object
w – wield a weapon (or other object)
W – wear a piece of armor or a shield
T – take off armor
P – put on a ring or amulet
R – remove a ring or amulet
r – activate a scroll or read a spellbook
M – memorize a spell
f – fire first available missile weapon
z – “zap” (use) a wand
Z – cast a spell
q – quaff (drink) a potion
E – evoke power of a wielded item
e – eat food
5 – rest for 1 turn
Shift-5 – rest (heal) up to 100 turns
a – use a special ability
m – check skill progression
O – overview of dungeon features explored so far
S – save and exit the game

Mario Savio 2/12 1964 Speech

27-Apr-10

“There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part; you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop. And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!”

Star Wars – The Phantom Menace review (70minutes)

27-Apr-10

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Wisdom for Wanderers and Counsel to Guests

18-Apr-10

HAMAVAL

The rest is here: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/havamal.html

1.

At every door-way,

ere one enters,

one should spy round,

one should pry round

for uncertain is the witting

that there be no foeman sitting,

within, before one on the floor

2.

Hail, ye Givers! a guest is come;

say! where shall he sit within?

Much pressed is he who fain on the hearth

would seek for warmth and weal.

3.

He hath need of fire, who now is come,

numbed with cold to the knee;

food and clothing the wanderer craves

who has fared o’er the rimy fell.

4.

He craves for water, who comes for refreshment,

drying and friendly bidding,

marks of good will, fair fame if ’tis won,

and welcome once and again.

5.

He hath need of his wits who wanders wide,

aught simple will serve at home;

but a gazing-stock is the fool who sits

mid the wise, and nothing knows.

6.

Let no man glory in the greatness of his mind,

but rather keep watch o’er his wits.

Cautious and silent let him enter a dwelling;

to the heedful comes seldom harm,

for none can find a more faithful friend

than the wealth of mother wit.

7.

Let the wary stranger who seeks refreshment

keep silent with sharpened hearing;

with his ears let him listen, and look with his eyes;

thus each wise man spies out the way.

8.

Happy is he who wins for himself

fair fame and kindly words;

but uneasy is that which a man doth own

while it lies in another’s breast.

9.

Happy is he who hath in himself

praise and wisdom in life;

for oft doth a man ill counsel get

when ’tis born in another’s breast.

10.

A better burden can no man bear

on the way than his mother wit;

’tis the refuge of the poor, and richer it seems

than wealth in a world untried.

Crap I Did Once…

26-Mar-10

Music I made in the past….Now!…

199? -2003?